Unfortunately, we can all relate to having accepted a few people that were not really friends... or acquaintances ... or even useful network contacts, or for that matter actually people that matter to us.
Therefore, as a public service to all of the Facebook users, here are the top ten ways to explain why certain people are no longer getting facebook details:
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REASON 10: Your life is so dull, after reading your recent postings, I decided it is better to drop you off my friends list.
REASON 9: I'm running for a political office and need to clean up my friends list to ensure no slime gets out about me in the next few years. REASON 8: I could no longer remember why I had made you a friend in the first place, sorry. REASON 7: I only included you as a friend to get to know your spouse. Thanks! |
REASON 6: My psychic network friend told me you would bring me bad luck.
REASON 5: The last few profile images you posted were such strong reminders of aging, I had no other choice than to cut you off! No one wants to be reminded of reality.
REASON 4: I like to keep my friends total to a prime number, so I had to remove you from the list.
REASON 3: Facebook? Removed from "friend" list? Uhm, who THE HECK ARE YOU?
REASON 2: I made you a friend just in case it mattered, only to which I found out it did not.
REASON 1: I became your friend so I could figure out who else was on your friends list and contact them. I appreciate your help in my networking.
If you enjoyed these then head over to the Facebook group TOP REASONS I REMOVED YOU FROM FACEBOOK FRIENDS LIST and include your own ideas!
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